Dyslexic and horny

Often confused, Dyslexic and horny
Don’t do lines, for I find them corny
Flirting is talking with a little attraction
Ladies are lovely, drive a mind to distraction.

Genetically programmed, love’s an illusion
Scrambled silly signals and constant confusion
Drive me to the brink, but make me buzz gently
Floating on life, warm heat beats they sooth me.

I’ve said it before that ladies are lovely
I’ll say it again, it’s great when they hug me
They are the masters, and I am the slave
I can’t overcome them, no need to be brave.

Some call it justice, that they have control
I know it’s the right way as it throbs in my soul
Warmth pulses through me, my head and my veins
‘Cause ladies are lovely, so I’ll say it again.

Anger Switch

Somewhere in my head is an anger switch
Due to something unknown, some sort of glitch
It’s so well hidden, it sometimes isn’t there
But when it comes back my fuse starts to flare.

I strongly dislike these bouts of rage
Like rabid dogs they stalk me for days
They become me, and I intern them
A smile just an echo, a long lost dear friend.

Where light beams once lived
Gloom now presides
So much gloom it conquers
It infects my insides.

Chokes me like smoke made of dark sticky tar
Infects all my organs, opens all my scars
Leaves me laid bare, unable to cope
On the edge of despair grasping for a rope -

To pull my self up or at least die trying
Life without fight is just not worth living
But it’s all just a phase, just a few rainy days
Though it calls uninvited, I know it won’t stay.

Should we not all hug trees?

Should we not all hug trees as they give us air?
If they soon disappear you’ll wish they were there
As we choke on the damage that we cannot repair
Should we not all hug trees as they give us air?

You may laugh at the people who live to feed pidgins
But aren’t they doing nice things with all there ambition?
For these harmless old birds flock and strut ‘round them
Pigeons are cool and I’d say I quite like them.

One persons pleasure, to another is madness
One fellows smile, can provoke others sadness
In a world so unsure, what can we do?
Apart from admit that we don’t have a clue