Inheritance

Anger is an onager,

backfires in your face

a fog that fills your heart and lungs

and makes you lose your place

It seems my son your flight is booked,

but you've just lost your seat

there'll be one another in a while,

so you'll just have to wait

Feel free to use facilities,

enjoy our food and booze

our sandwiches and mini gins,

your purse you will soon lose

Did we mention our scratch cards?

to charity we give

Fuck of Yoda, no you don't,

so please don't take the piss

'cause talk is cheep and so are we,

but our goods are not

but you're now in the lounge my friend,

$o what choice have you got

We'll fuck them on the beaches,

we'll fuck them on the trains

Because our coin is intellect,

and such folk have no brains

Like robots they will serve us,

we built them after-all

Well not us but out distant kin,

so we've got more, is that a sin?

My grandfather, six times removed

he worked hard for his money

I'm ordained by my gods will,

salute my all and sundry

A haughty Queen or haughty King

stands now within your presence

So bow to me for I'm your lord,

and you but just a peasant

And I myself may ne'er even engage,

with one so low as thee

But I'm a pointless boring cunt,

with guided golden glee

All teeth and tits charisma lacks,

but breeding is the key

If you worked hard for fifty years

and seven centuries-

-Your thievery or industry

or what gave you your edge

will now be called your legacy,

to king and god I pledge

I shall live as thou commands

and I shall feel no shame

I swear it is my duty,

to be someone ordained

Be thankful that I'm godly,

and thus shall suffer you

for it's my lot to endure folk

of whom obscure my view

I can't abide their sleeping bags,

their boxes are so rude

I smell their wreak with my poor eyes,

this species is so crude

So poorly made and lazy,

and not one bit like me

I bet they have no family crest

or noble history

I walk in shoes my kin have bought

not like these poorly shod

How can one expect a roof

or even get a job

Just go take a shower please

and adorn self in suit

If I should even look at you,

you'd spring to life and loot-

-Loot my of my hard earned wealth

and rob me of my boots

But they'd be wasted on such filth

so poorly bred no roots

With pride I wear my history,

my lineage so pure

My servants know their place you see

so silent and demure

You could could learn a lot from them

if you could learn your place

Instead of filth you choose to wear

etched on skin and face

But as I mentioned I am godly,

and so you breath my air

I pray that you have been extinguished,

the next time one is near

For riff raff is as riff raff does,

we need no riff raff here

The only wrath that we require

is gods so clean and clear

So smite them lord and save my eyes,

preserve my sense of smell

Please make it quick as one feels sick

so send them all to hell.