Shit on TV

Why do people get angry,
What’s that shit on the TV
Talking to me like a moron
Where did it all go wrong?

I haven’t been injured in a trip or fall
Apparently gold is worth cash after all
There was me thinking it was just dead weight
Sitting on my dresser just taking up space

Best change the channel before I throw up
Location, location, I don’t give a fuck
Bargain hunt, are you taking the piss
Better off dead than watching this shit

The root of the problem is I’m unemployed
And watching this vomit has got me annoyed
Got a pain in my head that won’t go away
Got a voice in my heart but nothing to say

Finally I stumble upon working lunch
At last some people who I don’t want to punch
This shall subdue me, at least for a while
I’ll just save these bullets for Jeremy Kyle

Don’t get me started on that silly wee prick
The sound of his vocals could make a man sick
With contestants so damaged, at least in the brain
The thought of them breathing, it causes me pain

But then will come evening, a chance to relax
Comedy on the sofa shall help me do that
Oh, it’s little Britain, is it a repeat
Although it‘s a new one, it’s the same every week

And then of course there is Armstrong and Miller
Repetitive crap that’s not a lot better
Like zombies they watch attached to drip feed
Repetitive you say, Catherine Tate’s what you need

Popular popular ratings are key
There’s a glut of bad programs for you not to see
Awards winning spectacle, spectacularly bad
If this shit is funny then you lot are mad

Thank fuck for Buzzcocks and Benidorm
Quality like this is far from the norm
I’ve finally found something that’s near what I seek
Like the ever improving Mock the Week

Of course the latter could too be in danger
As Frankie Bolye’s darkness causes disfavour
Amongst the mob of drip fed fun less zombies
Finger wagging products of a moral disease

It heightens my pleasure to know you’re offended
As in some way, the balance of fun is amended
So if your lynch mob hate it, our lot lap it up
So just change the cannel and shut the fuck up