Cats…

I don’t like cats they’re too self-assured
They know they’re cute and they play on it
When they purr they relax me to this I’m allured
So I sell myself and I act like a dick

But not all cats act quite like this
Some are like dogs, not quite so sly
Dogs are ok ‘cause they don’t take the piss
They’d rather lick you than claw out your eyes

It’s a question of balance and standards I think
It’s not black and white but a mixture of ink
Sometimes are lighter and others are dark
Predictability always kills the spark

There’s no perfection with cats and dogs
Never a prince and never a frog
Fantasies always come apart at the seems
But there’s nothing so lovely as chasing a dream.